Battle of the brainless jokes

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Battle of the brainless jokes


In the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer Buffy was one, though she matured out of it thanks to discovering her Hidden Depths. That makes it funny, even if this is a sad, sad story. Her TV character quickly graduated to under-age sex. At the end of this segment, Hyatt chimes in, noting that it's already a musical with Hyatt's enigmatic personality, it may be variant 4 or 5, though. What about Synthetic Unity?

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Non veg jokes in marathi 140

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Non veg jokes in marathi 140


May your hearts be filled with peace and faith in God. Let us celebrate the coming year! Happy New Year to you. Challenge is the aim of life. May you find more smiles on your face this Christmas than ever before! Identity Fluidity of identity was a huge theme in

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Snowstorm joke

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Snowstorm joke


At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. Robert Royal was appalled that 6 inches of snow — whether it had been predicted or not — could bring the county to a halt. So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start with these kind of jokes they all will leave the class as a protest. The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. By midday, a dozen vehicles remained stuck along East Indiana, but exhausted drivers from companies such as Rockwell Towing Services in Aberdeen were picking them up as fast as they could. Would it be a suitable application for what I'm needing?

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American light bulb jokes

02 Oct 2012 Comments

American light bulb jokes


How did they invent break dancing? What do you call a black with a new caddie? How do you make a black nervous? Kirk must make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives. What did the black women get for getting an abortion? Astronomers prefer the dark.

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Uncle jack elephant joke

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Uncle jack elephant joke


Because they both cost 50 quid, they both involved going up and down, you have to use rubber, and if that breaks you're fucked. Dan has said that Skittles have become this for him after a recent sickness left him somehow unable to drink alcohol. Eva, Jon, Jay, and Sopojkkk. Which brings us to our next update It's a place to put your chewing gum on the way down!!! So I went over to the cow, lifted up the tail to make sure and the last thing I remember was shouting "over here darling, this looks like yours. When his mum catches up with him she says, Little Johnny don't worry, your Uncle Marvo, the master of lightning wit, backchat and repartee, is coming to stay tomorrow.

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Joke bar frayed knot

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Joke bar frayed knot


Because I don't find it humerus. Very, very fat man. Thinking his microphone is off, the pilot then mumbles to himself, "I'd love a blowjob and a cup of coffee. Dishes a real mess! Martin Short turns his over and it's all sand. Have you got bills to pay? It just doesn't fade

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The killing joke comic for sale

02 Oct 2012 Comments

The killing joke comic for sale


Ramjet was one of Lord Straxus 's warriors operating out of Polyhex. He recounted, "I thought about it in terms of who's my favorite writer at the moment, what hero I would really love to do, and which villain? He attempted to convince the industrialist that the Decepticons were good, and the Autobots evil. In an interview, Moore summarized the theme: For that reason, I have recommended to DC that the variant cover be pulled. During an interview with Salon, Moore explained that Joker's psychotic nature could have been caused by a "bad decision" in his life.

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Jokes about corn flakes

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Jokes about corn flakes


What does a mixed-up hen lay? Which side of a turkey has the most feathers? Two bloods and a blood light How does a frog feel when she has a broken leg? What do you do with a green monster? Why does a blonde wear green lipstick?

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Djs fired for als jokes

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Djs fired for als jokes


I resign myself to you also--I guess what you mean, I behold from the beach your crooked fingers, I believe you refuse to go back without feeling of me, We must have a turn together, I undress, hurry me out of sight of the land, Cushion me soft, rock me in billowy drowse, Dash me with amorous wet, I can repay you. They even sued Jerry Lambert, said actor, for appearing in said Bridgestone commercial though that was later settled out of court. Or I guess it is a uniform hieroglyphic, And it means, Sprouting alike in broad zones and narrow zones, Growing among black folks as among white, Kanuck, Tuckahoe, Congressman, Cuff, I give them the same, I receive them the same. A minute of silence passes before she snaps out of it and takes something from her cabinet. It all started, he explained, as the show's crew batted around ideas during a commercial break. Five years later, CBS abruptly ended Don Imus' radio show after his remarks about Rutgers University's women's basketball program that some deemed racist and sexist. Our Word of the Year in reflected the many facets of identity that surfaced that year.

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Porsche boxster jokes

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Porsche boxster jokes


As a car, the Panamera is sure to have it: The actor let his white go so that it may find a tamer home somewhere safe. Tweet For all intents and purposes, a Porsche sports car is the very definition of luxury; an indication that there's another car in the garage for the daily to and fro. His silly, awkward sense of humor makes him loved by most. Bill Gates One of the richest people in the world, Bill Gates, is nothing short of a genius. The sure-fire success of Porsche's sedan will undoubtedly trigger another, significantly more worrisome test of the automaker's character.

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